For those of you who are convinced we aren’t real people, or have your doubts, we invite you to comment away with the others here. Please, please, please go there to tell us we don’t exist, because we are sick and tired of hearing about it.
I want to end all the controversy and speculation once and for all. So I’m going to do something I should have done long ago. I’m going to share a picture of myself, photographic proof I exist. Me. Septimus. A living, breathing, human being.
You might have to squint, Rusty, but trust me, I’m right there in the background.
Look, Rusty and his “Warren Commission” want me to write a rebuttal, but to what? In my e-mail to Rusty, I said, “if you do a post, please make it exhaustive, with all the evidence you can muster,” because I wanted to lay the issue to rest and I hope his post accomplishes this. We here at the Banner want to move on. There will be no rebuttals. I only ask that you ask yourselves one question, if that’s all six highly intelligent men can come up with after months of investigation, what is more likely, their theories or the truth?
For a long time I was at a loss as to what has caused all this insanity among our commenters, but a recent post by a blogger I really respect put it all in perspective for me. Clifton’s Six should check out the last sentence in comment thirteen and they’ll learn the truth is out there. Sometimes if you just try and do something even a little different people can’t stand it.
Sincerely,
Sep
P.S. If anything good came of your little investigation, Rusty, it was this: the funniest comment I’ve ever read. Hah. Aaron is real, but I’m sure that comment is driving him up the wall. I give him two days to put up an uglier picture of himself. And D., you’re welcome to come flirt with him anytime, sometimes I think all the other boys already do.