Black Friday
Julia broke up with me. She dropped the “I’ve been wanting to tell you” line last night when she came over for pie with the folks. I don’t blame her. She left her family party bursting with 63...
View ArticleAsk, and Ye Shall Receive; Dream, and It Shall Be Given You
I had a very vivid dream the other night. I don’t know if it was revelation, but it comforted me a great deal. In my dream, everything was normal. I was myself, just as I am, not as a child who forgot...
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One Year Later: Jenn
You know the saying, “be careful what you wish for?” Well, I’m here to testify that it’s true! Guys, Brian (the “Shelver”) was a weird boyfriend, but as a fiance he is beginning to really worry me. In...
View ArticleAll Saints’ Day
I’ll give you five seconds to guess where I’m posting from. Onetwothreefourfive. Time’s up, suckah. I’m posting from my friendly neighborhood Family History center. Right now an old man with a...
View ArticleA New Begining
When my fellow bloggers here all wrote a final post as the Banner finished last year I didnt particapate. It felt too much like a high school graduation or something I guess. Or maybe I should say...
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